"Neolithic Despair" Beard & Hair Oil - 100% natural - vegan - organic

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Engaged in my lair concocting, brewing, infusing & extracting; Hence forth the Neolithic Despair to commit your beast like tendencies & tame the reflection. This is exactly what you need to take away the appearance of tossing & turning all night. Does the hair growth make you itchy & over-dry your skin? Soothe your face & gain instant relief with Neolithic Despair Beard Oil. With daily use, skin & hair will be soft, hydrated & protected WHILE healing your skin & scalp conditions.

This unique beard oil will make your hair healthy & strong, assist in hair growth on the scalp (especially if you choose Rosemary), clear up trouble skin, dry skin, itchy skin, serve as a protector from the elements in your day, keep bugs away, anti-spasmodic, anti-bacterial, anti-fungal, anti-parasitic, will help even skin tone & clear blemishes. Use it after eating at work to keep food smells away for a fresh smell the ladies will thank you for! Does NOT clog pores. Make sure hands are always clean before using.

Drop a few drops & comb through your slightly damp hair and/or beard. No worries ladies, this is perfect for you as well. Blow dry after applying & a bit more afterwards to control fly-aways & keep away humidity. NON-Greasy oil will absorb quickly thanks to my meticulously tested & tried, recipe. Get rid of any plastic combs & stick with wood! Plastic will create static cling which will make your hair appear unruly BUT MORE importantly..its plastic..save the earth dude. Choose from a variety of intoxicating scents!

100% Natural



Choose from any essential oils (EO), essential oil blend, fragrance oil (FO) blends & more!

Unisex - Any Hair Type - Any Skin Type

NO more Itching/It is Easily Absorbed/Leaves behind subtle scent with soft hair while moisturizing the skin.

"Caprylic Capric Triglycerides are derived from coconut oil and it's an excellent emollient and skin-replenishing ingredient. It's included in cosmetics due to its mix of fatty acids that skin can use to restore its surface and resist moisture loss."

Signature Blend = The skin loving, beard taming oils proudly are:  Caprylic Capric Triglycerides, Jojoba Oil, Hemp Seed Oil, Argan oil, Green Tea Seed Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, Black Pepper Seed Oil, Green Tea Seed Extract, 100% Pure Essential Oils of Orange, Cedar Wood, Tangerine, Tea Tree, Rosemary, Peppermint, Clove & Rosemary Leaf Extract.

NOTE* All beard oil choices contain 100% Pure Essential Oils of Tea Tree, Peppermint & Orange. These are part of the blend that make it part of such a successful product. Their usage rates are low so you cannot smell them. They are required for healing the skin and are meticulously added for better results.

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  • 5
    For thirsty beards

    Posted by Unknown on Jan 3rd 2017

    When this came in the mail my husband used this right away on his beard- you only need a little to change a dry brittle looking beard into one that's healthy and luxurious looking. I like that there's different scents to choose from too.